MEComposing

Let me see....

I am not bi-curious... am only 15% lesbian and my fanciful nature towards girls is usually only limited to appreciating women who look good and confident... and checking out their ass.....

I am not into 3somes... I cringe at the thought of sharing my man... or being shared by my man...

So definitely, I am not into orgies either...

I am not into anal sex.... and the thought that my a-hole will be played with makes me grow cold.... sorry but I can't get past the a-hole = body wastes thing....

And I am not ok with the idea of allowing a guy to come inside my mouth.... maybe when am older and married.... but definitely not anytime soon.... I still haven't been able to master the gag reflex thingie... and really, who likes copious amounts of slippery, slimy, salty liquid? Had I loved that, i'd have binged on raw egg....

And I am not into toys.... am sure vibrators would make me laugh...

So... all things laid out like that... add the fact that I look pretty average, smell like vanilla mostly and that my muscle control prowess is shared by 1/3 of the female population.... leads me to the conclusion that...

i am not much of a catch after all....

dang, I even fail at being a sex goddess....

ahihihihhi........