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An old chatmate and I recently 'met' in YM again, after a long time. We've both recently gotten married too. Anyway, one of the questions he posed to me was:

"What ever happened to your naughty blog posts? Your blog is boring now"

Or something to that effect. After all, I used to define the word HORNY. And yes, I know I could have made him ROAR (a natural gift, if I may say so).

And sure I can say i've mellowed, with old age creeping into my veins and mortality spending more and more time outside my bedroom door.

Then again, I just couldn't rant anymore about things that well, am already living. Where before, i'd rant about wanting todo it with a lawyer, the past two years has seen me re-define "DO" (but ok, I never got around to doing any lawyer, ahehe). I wasn't getting as much action as some of my AA friends were (there's just going to be some people who will always make me look innocent and virginal, i swear!), but my unconscious need not barrage me with reminders to use my heavenly gifts either.

I was having regular sexcapades in ways I haven't even imagined! (But no, I cannot say I can give the entire escort service a run for their money because there are just some things I don't think i'll ever really be into) That isn't bad right?

Besides, there were other ways to render guys (and girls) hot and bothered (think ledges, message boards, text messaging, YM and the like) when I was feeling playful.

But ok, fine, let's call me BORING :)

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FOR SEXY, KINKY, NAUGHTY, WEIRD TEXT MESSAGES I THOUGHT UP BEFORE:
One
Two
Three
Fourth
Fifth

THE POST WHERE I WAS TOLD BY SOMEONE THAT 'AREOLA' ISN'T A SEXY WORD
(ekshuli, i've always failed in all my attempts to write erotica, bwahaha)
Girls Interrupted

THE FEW TIMES I REMEMBERED TO BE SENSUAL HERE
Things that make me go, "Mmmmm"
being senti-hornal
the woman that i am
on ONS
batteries, bath times and pictures

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One would think that since I got a slightly more powerful digicam, i'd also have new nudies.

Two things though.

One, I only have two sets of rechargeable batteries, one set of which was tampered with (and ruined for me) by technicians I lent it to when I was getting them to fix my original baby.

Two, my hubby LOVES the cam too. So it kinda feels my Canon S2 isn't just MINE.

I wanted to take a nude shot of me immediately after I had my first marital sex for posterity, but we haven't bought the S2 yet.

So, alas, my 'documentary' on wearing a true-blue kimono will have to wait till I get my groove back.

Meanwhile, nude pictures of me in our marital bed were taken by none other than my hubby. Tsk. He's also spoiling the wonderful thing that is called TIMER for me.

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Once upon a time, I entered a bathroom to relieve myself of unnecessary fluids, when a girl friend followed me inside. Then she locked us in.

Then, she was pushing me to the wall.

And before I could even BLINK, her mouth was on mine, her tongue aggressively imploring... exploring.

And I don't know how, but she was hurting me a little with the way she was sucking on my lips and my tongue.

And she was also a little rough with my twins, her hands gripping them, gripping me... too excited and GIGIL to be gentle.

Then came a knock on the door... another girl friend had to pee. We opened the door to her. I came out.

I was shocked. I was taken by surprise too much to have liked it.

Anyway, am hooking that girl up with a guy pal who has this list of fantasies that wouldn't give him peace until he realizes them. Hopefully, they'd click.

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And no... let's not talk about the time I really enjoyed kissing a woman.

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And because i begged and threw fits (bwahahaha, kidding), somebody considered me to be one of the sexiest Pinay bloggers out there. Of course am flattered and tickled pink :D